The "Peace Out" Prehistoric Tee

The Story:

Meet Gary. Gary is a T-Rex who was into beanies before they were cool. He’s a lover, not a fighter (hence the peace medallion), and he strictly eats plant-based gravel. Unfortunately for Gary, the universe has a twisted sense of humor. Just as he was heading to the first-ever Burning Man festival, the sky decided to fall.

The Fit & Feel:

Much like Gary, this shirt is built to be lived in (though hopefully, you last longer than he did). It’s a relaxed-fit tee that feels like an old favorite the moment you put it on. We use a medium-weight cotton knit (6.1 oz/yd²) that holds the vibrant colors of the apocalypse without feeling stiff or heavy.

Whether you're wearing it to unwind on a weekend, wander a boardwalk, or let the bold back graphic spark conversations about existential dread at casual meetups, the lay-flat collar and double-stitched hems keep you looking sharp while the world burns.

Why It Survives (Product Features):

 * 100% Cotton Jersey: Smooth, print-friendly fabric that feels great against the skin (Natural colors have subtle flecks of unprocessed cotton).

 * Stabilized Structure: Shoulders are taped to prevent stretching and stabilize the back graphic, because Gary might be falling apart, but your shirt shouldn't.

 * Consistent Shape: The lay-flat collar stays put wash after wash.

 * Durability: Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems ensure this tee survives the spin cycle, even if the dinosaurs didn't survive the meteor.

How to Keep It Fresh (Care Instructions):

 * Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F) — keep it cool.

 * Tumble dry: Low heat — don't roast it like a meteor.

 * Iron: Steam or dry on low heat.

 * Bleach: Non-chlorine only, and only if needed.

 * Do not dryclean: Gary is distinct; he doesn't do dry cleaning.

 

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	33.00	34.00
Sleeve Length, in	16.75	18.00	19.25	20.50	22.25	23.75
Size Tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00