The "Final Boarding Call" Tee
The Story:
Welcome to the INVERSE airport, where the TSA lines are nonexistent, but the terminal is... fleshy. In this twisted reality, the machines are the travelers. We catch the airplanes packing their bags and walking down the tongue-runway to board their giant human vessel. Meanwhile, in the background, a human spreads his arms and takes flight, proving that in this world, aerodynamics is just a state of mind.
The Fit & Feel:
Don't worry, wearing this shirt is much more comfortable than being used as a hangar. We use a premium, medium-weight cotton jersey (6.1 oz/yd²) that feels soft and broken-in from day one. With a relaxed fit and a lay-flat collar, it’s perfect for long-haul flights or just lounging in the departure lounge (your living room).
Why It's First Class (Product Features):
100% Cotton Comfort: Breathable fabric that keeps you cool, even if the concept makes you sweat.
Detailed Hand-Drawn Art: A vivid, full-color back print capturing every absurd detail—from the planes carrying suitcases to the human "airplane" soaring in the sky.
Built to Last: Taped shoulders and double-needle hems ensure this tee holds its shape through turbulence and wash cycles.
Cabin Crew Instructions (Care):
Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F).
Tumble dry: Low heat.
Do not dryclean: The planes prefer to self-clean.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve Length, in | 16.75 | 18.00 | 19.25 | 20.50 | 22.25 | 23.75 |
| Size Tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton (Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Light Steel is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Charcoal Heather, Oxford Gray are 60% cotton, 40% polyester)
Double needle sleeve and bottom hems
The garment is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable
Shoulder taped
Fabric tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and to prevent stretching
Lay Flat collar
The collar keeps its shape wash after wash
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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